Darkiplier

Darkiplier is Brian’s arch nemesis and former lover. They first met on a snowy New Year’s Eve in Shanghai in 2006, when they sang karaoke together at a bar. Together, they sang “N****s in Paris” by Jay-Z and Kanye West. As they hurled out racial slurs, they fell madly in love with each other. They bought a house in Dorchester, Massachusetts, and began their family of 2 dads and an adopted African American child, Charlie. It was truly paradise.

But this paradise couldn’t last forever. Upon a dark and stormy evening, Brian came home from a long day of work to find his Darkiplier, his dearly beloved, cheating on him with another man. Brian was betrayed, and he threw blunt objects at Darkiplier to force him out of the house. In the end, Darkiplier fled into the night with his new mysterious lover, leaving Brian in the dust.

Since this event, Brian has continued to live in this Dorchester home. His adopted child Charlie went missing a few years ago, but Brian didn’t think this issue was too urgent, so he hasn’t gone out looking for him yet. Brian received letters in the mail every now and then, from an unknown source. All the letters say are “I’m sorry,” but Brian’s not buying it.