Brian's Wartime Exploits

Brian Nguyen fought valiantly in multiple campaigns of the Sino-American War, and refrained from committing most types of war crimes. His holy crusade against the mongrels and infidels consisted mostly of manning artificial islands constructed in the South China Sea, in which he was aided by an army of orangutans he tamed while stationed in Borneo. Brian would sail in a small fishing boat from waypoint to waypoint, towing behind him multiple floating pontoons on which he would plant the American flag. His fishing boat was well-stocked with all his necessary provisions, which included several crates of energy drinks, and a complete portable PC gaming set-up with direct ethernet connection to undersea internet cables. Sailing across the oceans can certainly get lonely for some. Not for Brian. He befriended many orangutans, most of which refused to enter the ranks of his concubines, even after heavy coercion and, in some cases, intoxication. His closest companion, a talking orangutan named Orville, became his most trusted confidant and enforcer (especially useful when lower-ranked orangutans, the "inferior races" according to BNuggs, refused to be stationed on Brian's islands).

During the war, Brian encountered many opportunities to sleep with the women of tribesmen he and Orville captured. He valiantly refused in each case, citing his morals and code of chivalry, as well as his well-stocked supply of anime body pillows, which he always kept in the boat.

After the war Brian was awarded the Cumgressional Medal of Freedom by President Dyllan Bui of the United States of Amongus. He was disappointed that this medal did not entitle him to a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets at Burger King. He threw away his medal.

Many of Brian's islands were discovered after the war by the Royal Australian Navy, who were puzzled to find them thousands of miles south in the Southern Pacific Ocean, nowhere near the front lines of the naval warfare. Orville the Orangutan could do many things for Brian, but alas it seems he could not steer a boat.

Regardless, Brian's military exploits will surely be remembered for generations to come, and Brian's service is an inspiration for many aspiring gamers who share his passionate interest in racial supremacy and weapons of mass destruction.

Orville continues to live at Brian's estate, and has been delegated many responsibilities, including howling racial slurs at other MMO players through voice chat, when Brian's own voice has given out from doing the same.

 The Truth behind the Legend 

Though he wanted desperately to fight in Sino-American Conflict, Brian Nguyen was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Taiwan. After arriving and finally locating Taipai, Brian Nguyen taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Chinese killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 2028.